Drugs and Stupidity

(Pasco, Washington) A 21-year-old local man, Daniel Kuch, didn't want to go to work and take a scheduled drug test so he asked a friend to shoot him. The friend, 24-year-old Kurtis Johnson, obliged.

Franklin County Sheriff’s deputies were subsequently dispatched to Lourdes Medical Center where Kuch claimed he was shot in a drive-by from a passing car on Pasco-Kahlotus Highway. After questioning, however, Kuch admitted to deputies that he was trying to get off work long enough to clear his system of anything that would show up on a drug test.

Heh, drugs and stupidity -- just like peas and carrots.

Kuch was arrested for making a false report. Johnson was arrested for reckless endangerment.

Tip: slwlion