Cross Cross-Dresser Crashes into Lingerie Store

(Commerce Township, Michigan) A 27-year-old angry cross-dresser, Jeremy Paul McIntosh, wearing makeup, blue Capri pants, red flip flops, a flowery blouse and a matching bra, crashed his vehicle into a lingerie store seven times Saturday night because he was angry that the store refused to hire him.

McIntosh was arrested for commission of a felony with a motor vehicle, malicious destruction of property over $1,000 and reckless driving.

He told police officers that he was homeless and wanted to go to jail. They obliged.

McIntosh is still in custody and his Geo Tracker is totaled.