UC Santa Cruz Doper Day

(Santa Cruz, California) Heads up, everybody! UC Santa Cruz is on lockdown this weekend in anticipation of thousands of unmanageable students gathering for the "4/20 cannabis culture holiday."

The university sent emails to all the students indicating that it does not condone the event and reminding everyone that they might get a citation for smoking marijuana. Air pollution is not a concern since many of the dope smokers are also draft mules for the carbon-footprint bandwagon. Their smoke doesn't pollute.

Note, Virginia Slims and Marlboro smokers, the 4/20 gathering is a very promising opportunity to blend in with the dopers and illegally puff a butt. However, be cautious, the dopers may very well point in your direction if the anti-tobacco nazis show up.

And, lastly, be prepared to walk. City bus service on campus is suspended for the weekend also.

Tip: slwlion