Man Guilty of Sex with Picnic Table

(Bellevue, Ohio) A 40-year-old Huron County man, Art Price Jr., pleaded no contest to public indecency charges stemming from sex acts with a picnic table a short distance from an elementary school.

Police said a neighbor secretly taped Price in the act four different times this year.

Police said the incidents were all out in the open on Price's deck and within eyesight of Ridge Elementary School and its playground.

Price was sentenced to six months in jail.

If any reader is cognizant of the mechanics associated with engaging in sex with a picnic table, by all means, please leave a comment. I haven't the foggiest idea.