Mick Jagger Now 65

Today is Mick Jagger's birthday so wish him the best. This means that he qualifies for free bus travel throughout England and a pension of about £91 a week ($180). Plus:

He can now look forward to free prescriptions -- helpful for a man who might have to call on Viagra with a girlfriend two decades his junior.

He will receive help with home insulation through his gas and electricity provider -- for those ageing joints.

Free dental treatment will now be available to keep his famous pout in order.

Free sight tests and vouchers towards the cost of glasses or contact lenses will be on offer too.

He is also entitled to council tax benefits, which should come in handy with his sprawling portfolio of British properties.

Plus he can claim social fund payments to help him with small one-off expenses such as buying a cooker or bedding, or funeral costs -- or perhaps a bunch of grapes for Ronnie [Wood] in rehab. He will receive winter fuel payments and child tax credit -- handy with his seven kids.

Happy birthday, Mick, you old fart.