Ouch! Great Balls Afire!

(San Luis Obispo, California) Earlier this month, two men were sentenced to time behind bars after admitting that they set fire to a friend's crotch after a night of drinking. The incident happened in January and resulted in Elliot Tuleja's testicles receiving second-degree burns.

Matthew Craig Pillers, a 22-year-old parolee, and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer, 19, pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge. Pillers got two years in prison and Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County Jail.

Drunk, Pillers and Keiffer poured an alcohol-based cologne on a passed-out Tuleja's crotch and set his jewels aflame. It was a practical joke. Heh.