Louisiana Beauty Queen Arrested

The producer of the Miss Louisiana USA and Miss Teen Louisiana USA beauty pageants, RPM Productions, has announced that 18-year-old Lindsey Evans has been stripped of her title.

The crown was taken after Evans was arrested last Saturday in Bossier City, Louisiana, for allegedly skipping out on a restaurant bill.

"Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted.

Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately," the group's executive director Paula Miles said in a prepared statement.

"RPM Productions, Inc. wishes Lindsey success in her future endeavors."

According to this source, Lindsey Evans is apparently not a rocket scientist.

She was out with a group of friends eating at a restaurant and racked up a bill worth $46.07.

Instead of paying the bill though, Evans decided to just leave with the group of friends.

Unfortunately for her, she left her purse there, and went back to get it, only to be met by the police waiting for her.

On top of the restaurant bill issue, marijuana was found in the purse of Evans.

So, genius Evans skips and leaves her identification and illegal marijuana behind. Evans faces charges of theft and possession of marijuana. Yes, readers, we're in dumb criminal territory.

By the way, she had three accomplices, all young women. Time for some spankings, I think.