Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Concrete Reinforced Sex Ramp

(Monterrey, Mexico) Once the world's fattest man, Manuel Uribe, 37, slimmed down enough to get married and consummate the union.
Mexico's Manuel Uribe married his wife Claudia Solis two weeks ago after being whisked to the ceremony in a flatbed truck.


Manuel and helpers
He managed to slim down to 300kg from his peak weight of 570kg but was still unable to have sex on his wedding night -- until friends built him a metre-long ramp made from reinforced concrete, Britain's Daily Star newspaper reports.

The ramp allowed the 37-year-old to raise the lower part of his body so his bride could access his genitals.

"We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth," Mr Uribe was quoted as saying.
At the reception after their marriage, Manuel and 38-year-old Claudia held hands and swayed on the bed for their first dance.

Obviously, if you see a forklift and a flatbed truck carrying a reinforced concrete sex ramp, be sure to wish Manuel and Claudia a long and happy marriage.

Companion post at The Jawa Report.

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