Frenchmen Claim Longer Wee-Wees

Readers have probably seen the recent story of the European penis-length study conducted by the Germany-based Institute of Condom Consultancy. It's all over the Interweb.

The study was performed by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penises and fill out a questionnaire. According to the institute's director, Jan Vinzenz Krause, the results indicate which group needs larger condoms.

The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long condoms, about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.

Even though the survey was based entirely on the honor system, Mr. Krause refused to comment on the honesty of the participants. Apparently, it is assumed that men are truthful when discussing how much pistol they holster.

Frankly, I'm quite skeptical. I believe the methodology for performing the survey was flawed. However, it's worthwhile to note that reasoning does exist for claiming that the French beacon from taller lighthouses. Arguably, France has been the home of some of Europe's bigger pricks. In fact, according to reports, some of America's bigger pricks have moved or threatened to move to France.

In any event, readers can make up their own minds.

Companion post at The Jawa Report.