Woman, 94, Overpowers Nursing Staff, Cops Called

(Atlanta, Georgia) A 94-year-old woman, Theodora Garreau, became assertive at the Wellington Commons Nursing Home and attacked her roommate by throwing a phone and causing a small cut on her lip. Presumably cowering in fear of the 80-pound amazon, the nursing home staff nervously called 911.

The police arrived and wrestled the brutish Garreau into handcuffs. She was taken to Grady Hospital where, to prevent flight or riot, she was shackled to a bed.

Garreau has reportedly been charged with assault in a case where the nursing home orderlies apparently failed miserably at keeping things orderly.

Tip: SuidaeEmpathy