Brooklyn Principal Arrested for Assault

(Brooklyn, New York) During a discussion yesterday regarding corporal punishment in Brooklyn Public School 29, Principal Sean Keaton, 38, apparently disagreed with the opinions of teacher Robert Segarra, 49.

As a result, Keaton stood up, said "I'm tired of you," and commenced beating the hell out of Segarra.

Keaton was arrested.

Regarding the issue of corporal punishment, I suspect that Principal Keaton strongly favors it.