BO Banned at Theme Park

Rollercoaster riders are now banned from putting their arms in the air because of complaints about body odor. According to theme park director Mike Vallis:

"The human body reacts to being scared and being thrilled by sweating a bit more," he said.

"We are asking people to keep their arms down in the present hot spell.

"In some extreme cases we may even ask people to move to the back of the train so the whole ride doesn't have to go through a cloud of someone else's BO."

Heh.