"My Cat Downloaded Porn"

(Martin County, Florida) A 48-year-old Jensen Beach man, Keith R. Griffin, has been arrested for possessing child pornography on his computer. Presumably a believer in the dog-ate-my-homework argument, Griffin says his cat did it.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Maybe he'll be asked to explain why the cat didn't download cat porn rather than child porn.

Griffin was booked into custody at the Martin County Jail with bail set at $250,000. Picture of the kitty here.

Tip: Charley Nestor