Ohio Teacher Observed Naughty in Parking Lot

(St. Marys, Ohio) A 55-year-old math teacher at Memorial High School, Tom Elsass, has been suspended from his teaching position for allegedly being observed stimulating an indecent locus of his own nerve endings while in the parking lot of the Elida Fieldhouse. Reportedly, Mr. Elsass was looking at a group of girls during the fleshy public massage.

The St. Marys Board of Education passed a resolution to pursue termination of Mr. Elsass at the October 14 board meeting.

The resolution includes language that the board believes Elsass’ alleged conduct “is wholly contrary to his obligations as a professional school teacher and role model for students.” The resolution also includes some of the details on the charges against Elsass.

Elsass was issued summons to face charges of public indecency and voyeurism.