Dumb Stuff

(Stamford, Connecticut) Six woman have been charged with assault after beating the bejeezus out of a criminally-bad karaoke singer.

Police say the attack on the 25-year-old woman from Port Chester, N.Y., happened on the night of Sept. 23 when she was singing a Spanish song at Bobby Valentine's Sports Gallery Cafe in Stamford.

Authorities say the six women, all under the legal drinking age of 21, knocked the singer to the floor, punched her and pulled her hair. The victim suffered bruises and a chipped tooth.

I'd suggest the accused bring the singer in court, have her perform and then claim self-defense. They could say that their mental health was being compromised.