Thursday, October 08, 2009

Gay Man Tries to Poison 2 Lesbians Over Missing 3-Legged Cat



(Manchester, England) A 37-year-old gay man, Gary Stewart, tried to poison his lesbian neighbors, Marie Walton and Beverley Sales, with slug pellets after being accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.

Stewart claimed he had ordered too much curry from an Indian takeout and offered some to the lesbians as a peace offering but only after mixing in some slug pellets. Noticing the extra crunchiness of the curry, the lesbians called the authorities.

Reportedly, Stewart admitted to the offense.

Tip: Midwest Conservative Journal

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