Alcohol Pills

According to this report, the driest possible martini is now achievable.

Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

Presumably, the brewers', distillers' and vintners' secrets are lost in the pill-making process.

For those who are teetotalers, here's an alternative.


Obama Pills
It's not clear where one would obtain any of the subject pills but it's believed they are classified as contraband.

Tip: Charley Nestor

Companion post at The Jawa Report.