Did Ya' Hear?

- About Elsie Egan who allegedly weaponized a beefsteak. Heh. Her disabled, terminally-ill husband wanted a roll and she beat him with meat to force him to eat sliced bread? (h/t CNestor)

- About Tiger Woods wanting to change his name (again) because "tiger" has become a negative. It's rumored he's thinking of lion or cheetah?

- About the statue erected in Indonesia to honor Barack "the boy" Obama?

- About Fish & Wildlife officials struggling with moral and ethical implications of intentionally killing barred owls to protect spotted owls?

- About the Ukranian guy who blew his head apart with explosive chewing gum?

- About the man caught at the airport by customs agents with more than one lizard in his underwear?

- About the five, apparently home-grown, American jihadists arrested in Pakistan? (h/t slwlion)

- About the Iranian nuclear scientist who went missing on a visit to Saudi Arabia? Abduction or defection? Nobody is telling.