That You, Dear?

(Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania) Some people have all the fun.

Police said a man broke into a Pittsburgh home and climbed into bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert.

Homeowner Frank Fontana says he was in bed when the man climbed in about 5:30 Wednesday morning. Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home — and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."

Police said Fontana kept the man at bay until police arrived but didn't hit him with the bat.

The interloper faces charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass.

Tip: slwlion