When You Gotta Go

(Delano, California) A substitute teacher at Cesar E. Chavez High School, Matthew Davis, 58, was arrested yesterday for allegedly urinating in a cup in the corner of a crowded classroom.

The students freaked out. "OMG! OMG! O-M-G!!!" Davis has been charged with indecent exposure, lewd and lascivious acts and child endangerment.

Davis was booked into custody with bond set at $1,050,000.

The class subject was consumer math which I suspect is spin for simple arithmetic.