Out Darned Spot!

(Portland, Oregon) Don't know how long the legs are on this story, initially broke by the National Enquirer, but it's being reported that former Vice President Al Gore is caught up in a sex scandal involving a woman hired for a late-night massage in Gore's hotel room.

Allegedly, Mr. Gore became sexually aggressive.

The woman told investigators that she informed two friends and kept the clothes she wore that night, including her black pants with stains on them.

Say it isn't so! Another stain-making politician!

For the benefit of predicament-magnet politicians and others, some guidance from the web indicates that a type of magic eraser can be used to remove semen from garments and other surfaces.

Tip: CNestor