Romance on the Island of Bali



(Bali, Indonesia) An 18-year-old Indonesian man, Gusti Ngurah Alit, was caught having sex with a cow he said had seduced him.

"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said in the newspaper.

Alit said he didn't see an animal, he saw a beautiful young woman.

"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," the man told the newspaper.

Besides getting glasses, I suggest that Alit has a bigger story on his hands. He got a cow to talk. That is, up until they drowned the bovine in the ocean to ward off bad luck.

In any event, this episode is probably not typical. It would be embarrassing if most men in Muslim countries considered cows to be as beautiful as young women. It's obviously aberrant behavior and not much different than the sex with dogs and sex with horses cases in the U.S.

Tip: Frederick Barbarossa