French Weather

(Paris, France) Via an impeachable source, word has it that the weather reports in France were revised after the burqa ban was passed.

Coupled with alarming news regarding the status of the proposed Ground Zero mosque and the reports that President Sarkozy is expunging France of all the Roma gypsies, the burqa ban was all that was needed to take the weather from hot and smoky to hotter and smokier.




Mysterious aggressive youths are believed to be responsible and, as can be seen, they appear to be fairly active throughout the nation.

A different theory is presented at TJR.