Making Students Behave

A Marine was retired from the Corps due to wounds he received in battle. He found work as a high school history teacher.

On his first day- still in a full chest cast covered by his shirt- he found he had the toughest group of teenagers in the school as his pupils.

He walked into the classroom and opened the window. The resulting breeze began to flap his tie around a bit, so he grabbed a staple gun and nailed it to his chest.

He didn't have a bit of trouble the entire school year.

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