Man Unknowingly Has Sex with Corpse

(Washington, Indiana) Last weekend, a 55-year-old Geneva, Ohio, man, Richard Elwood Sanden, was arrested for abuse of a corpse and possession of marijuana.

Reportedly, Mr. Sanden was engaged in hot Saturday night sex with a 48-year-old female acquaintance when he realized he wasn't punching her ticket. Presumably, attempts to step up the jiggy-jiggy also produced no response so Mr. Sanden checked the woman's breathing. She wasn't.

Sanden called an ambulance and police were alerted. The woman's death continues to be investigated.