Missouri Man Shot in Junk

(Kansas City, Missouri) A 42-year-old local woman was arrested Monday night for allegedly shooting her husband in the genitals with his own handgun. The wife faces a charge of aggravated assault.

Reportedly, the husband, 50, said something like, 'Here, Honey. Let me show you how to use the safety on my gun so you can practice.' Boom! Right in the junk!

Alternatively, police report that a witness heard the couple arguing before the gunshot. The wife allegedly said, "If you don't give me my card, I will shoot you."

Heh.