Violence Erupts at Border Crossing

(San Ysidro, California) In the early morning Friday, three belligerent women attacked a 32-year-old man with burritos in the border-crossing building.

The dispute erupted because the man had loudly complained about the women cutting ahead of him in line.

A loud altercation broke out, with the women (seemingly intoxicated, said some observers) telling the man to “Shut the f*” up” and that “It’s a free country!”

The verbal assault by the females continued for about 15 minutes with no intervention by U.S. border officials until the women began to strike the man with plastic bags of burritos and tortillas. The baggies broke open and chunks of tortilla began to fly.

At that point, about eight U.S. officials ran toward the altercation (some leaping the turnstiles action-movie style) to stop the females from assaulting the man.

One woman was arrested while the others were sent to the back of the line. Heh.