Illegals Dressed as U.S. Marines

(Pine Valley, California) Last week, U.S. Border Patrol agents apprehended 13 illegal aliens dressed as U.S. Marines at a checkpoint on Interstate-8 near Pine Valley.

After the suspicious white van was subjected to secondary inspection, it was determined that the driver of the vehicle and its front seat passenger were U.S. citizens who were attempting to smuggle 13 illegal immigrants into the United States.

All of the vehicle's occupants wore U.S. Marine uniforms, reportedly emblazoned with the name "Perez."

Fifteen U.S. Marines named Perez just crossed the border, eh? Nah, nothing suspicious here.