Criminal Enema?

(Sonoma, California) Check out this bizarre police report from last week.

A visually impaired man was surprised when a woman entered his home between 2 and 3 p.m., and said she was there to give him an enema.

The man had recently undergone intestinal surgery, and presumed the woman was a nurse, who had been ordered by his doctor, and consented to the procedure.

On Monday, he phoned his doctor who said that he had not ordered the procedure, and suggested that he file a report with the police department.

You got me on this one. I've no idea what would prompt an unauthorized and ostensibly criminal enema. Hell, I think many guys don't even have a woman who will clean their apartments much less their exhaust pipes.