Monday, May 23, 2011

Drug Mule Caught Impersonating Missionary

(Zurich, Switzerland) A 37-year-old Romanian dressed as a missionary was arrested at the Zurich airport after screeners asked him for his Bible. What a doofus. He didn't have one.

On further investigation, the man was found to be smuggling one-half a kilo of cocaine wrapped in plastic containers in his stomach.

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