Breaking News from Fantasyland

(Valparaiso, Indiana) Supposedly, evidence supports this report.

Two Northwest Indiana girls, ages 16 and 14, are accused of tying up a 17-year-old boy and sexually assaulting him.

The boy was able to get away and reported the incident to police when he got home. Police assumed he was reporting a crime. I suspect he was bragging.

Readers can decide.

Tip: slwlion