Study: Global Warming May Make Aliens Eat Humans

(University Park, Pennsylvania) Researchers at Penn State University and NASA in a joint study have proposed that alien environmentalists could attack the Earth because of global warming.

The study discusses how the aliens could "attack and kill us, enslave us, or potentially even eat us" in order to protect the galaxy from man-made climate change.

The study theorizes aliens would worry that earthlings might damage other planets along with Earth. Consequently, the aliens may "seek to preemptively destroy our civilization in order to protect other civilizations from us."

The name of the study is "Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis."

Arguably, the study would better fit in the category of cartoon fantasy rather than scientific research. Of course, being described as a "joint study" could be an indication that some altered reality was relied upon. I contend that taxpayer funding for this type of 'scenario analysis' is imprudent.

Tip: Graham K.