Email from Allah

Received an email from the Lord of the Worlds:

Where? Emergency Message

FROM:
Allah

Friday, October 12, 2012 3:57 PM

This planet is in danger. I need to know where to go to help these people. You were suggested as someone who may have heard of God (Allah) and it was suggested I email you, personally. I am God the Father, Allah, and looking for a place to get started for purposes previously explained in the Holy Bible or Qur'an. If you have a suggestion for how you want Me to help, get in touch. If not, there could be spiritual repercussions for your failure to comply.

NOTE: This could be your only opportunity to interact with God Allah.
Thank you for your prayers and review.

Emergency Message,
ALLAH
Lord of the Worlds
Author, Holy Qur'an / Bible
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P.O. Box 701
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An email from Allah or any deity is obviously a spam effort. Nevertheless, there's a bit of comedy here. Of all the individuals credited throughout history with solutions to save the planet, Allah emails an everyday guy in Ohio for suggestions. It's contrary to the recognized all-seeing, all-knowing attributes of a Supreme Being.

More interestingly, one must wonder how many people are gullible enough to believe that Allah lords over the planet Earth from a P.O. Box in San Mateo, California. If so, California must be heaven. Some reports indicate otherwise.