The Swedish Lunch Lady

(Falun, Sweden)

A talented head cook at a school in central Sweden has been told to stop baking fresh bread and to cut back on her wide-ranging veggie buffets because it was unfair that students at other schools didn't have access to the unusually tasty offerings.

Annika Eriksson, a lunch lady at school in Falun, was told that her cooking is just too good.

Pupils at the school have become accustomed to feasting on newly baked bread and an assortment of 15 vegetables at lunchtime, but now the good times are over.

The municipality has ordered Eriksson to bring it down a notch since other schools do not receive the same calibre of food - and that is "unfair".

Eriksson has been ordered to reduce menu options and replace handmade bread with store-bought, ostensibly to achieve system-wide mediocrity. By collectivist government mandate, all students must get their fair share, and not one bit more.