Fifty Shades of Something



(London, England) Regarding the impact of the best-selling erotic novel "Fifty Shades of Grey," the London Fire Brigade reports some interesting callouts.

In the past three years the fire service has rescued 79 people unable to escape handcuffs, as well as nine men with rings stuck on their penises, one with his penis trapped in a toaster and another in a vacuum cleaner.

In a toaster?!!! A toaster!!!! What the hell is erotic about a toaster?