Folding Phone Sex into University Ethnic Studies?
(Denver, Colorado)
[hiss!…click!…pop!…] "Good morning from the University of Colorado Denver! You've reached the phone number of the Ethnic Studies Department's cultural diversity coordinator."
"At the sound of the tone, please state the type of erotic service you are seeking. Current phone sex rate is $1.49 per minute."
"Have a stimulating day!"…[click]
Above is an inaccurate but substantively realistic representation of the presumed voicemail message from the office of Resa Cooper-Morning, 54, recently suspended cultural diversity coordinator for the university's Ethnic Studies Department.
Officials at the University of Colorado Denver launched an investigation into Cooper-Morning’s business after allegations surfaced that she was accepting calls from her phone sex operation while at her office.
But users could also link to the woman’s phone sex website, where users could pay to talk dirty with her. However, her available hours listed on the website matched her 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. schedule with the university.
Tip: Charley Nestor
2 comments:
No thanks, wrong ethnicity.
Urhm, it's makes me laugh that they seek the meanest of minorities for the meanest of posts and then are surprised that they are, well... meanly "civilized".
If you want a dog that bites but doesn't bark, don't be surprised when you have teeth marks in your hand. All I'm suggesting.
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