Frustrated employees reveal the dumbest things their colleagues have ever said to them



One user, known only as GldRush98, told how one co-worker was convinced that 'If you went before a judge before taxes were due and recited a specific part of the tax code that you no longer had to pay taxes for that year.'

Mrs-machino said she was dumbfounded after one woman seemed to think humans breathe out pure helium. 'We were decorating for a party, blowing up balloons with our mouths,' she recalled. 'After a few she said, "Why aren't these floating? Did I buy the wrong kind?"'

Genericky told how their receptionist was somewhat confused about the process of sheep shearing. When told there were a lot of sheep in New Zealand, she replied: 'Ha! I bet they wear a lot of cotton then,' before adding: 'I think it's sad that they have to kill all those sheep just to make sweaters.' Her baffled colleague wrote: 'Apparently she thinks sheep are stuffed with cotton.'"

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