I just heard via local radio, WTAM in Cleveland, that Jerry Springer has decided NOT to run for the US Senate.
The unlicensed, breast feeding driver, Catherine Donkers, went to court today to face a charge of violating the Ohio child-restraint law and immediately fired her court-appointed lawyer. Everyone probably recalls that she is a Michigan resident who thinks that Ohio laws do not apply to her because of a variety of bizarre reasons, which includes her contention that Ohio state troopers aren't trained well enough. This case continues to amuse.
[Update at 4PM EDT from same source] Donkers had a suspended license from Michigan (as opposed to no license). This has to affect her argument that, because she's a resident of Michigan, Ohio traffic laws don't apply to her. Somehow she doesn't seem to realize that not being able to drive in Michigan will not support her case! Her logic must work something like this:
Well, I had a license in Michigan and they took it away.
But I was ticketed for driving in Ohio.
The State of Michigan took my license and said I couldn't legally drive in Michigan.
But I wasn't driving in Michigan. So I didn't violate any Michigan law.
Therefore, I can't be prosecuted in Ohio.
What an idiot. I hope the judge doesn't cave on this case and sets an example for all the other complete idiots walking, and driving, around in society.
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