Trolling for Tailgaters

Pete posted this interesting paragraph over at Suburban Blight and I think it deserves additional exposure.

I'm driving in stop-and-go traffic, and the car ahead has one of those bumper stickers that's just a bit too small to read at a safe distance. I edge up closer and finally can read it: "I break for unicorns." When I pull past the car, I look over. The woman driving is wearing a neck brace.

I guess some things are just self-explanatory.