Environmental Terrorist Michael Scarpitti Captured

(Victoria, British Columbia) Michael James Scarpitti, who prefers to be called Tre Arrow because the trees told him to change his name, is in jail in Canada for shoplifting. Coincidentally, he is also under indictment for environmental terrorism in the United States and wanted by the FBI. Scarpitti says "he will fight deportation to the United States." In the meantime, he is on a hunger strike in a Canadian jail to protest the US legal system. Let me repeat, he is on a hunger strike in a Canadian jail to protest the US legal system. Excuse me for having a mental block, but I cannot understand what he expects to accomplish, except maybe self-induced hunger pains.

Anyway, with all the current security concerns in the US and internationally, we would all be better off if this nutso was put away for a couple dozen years. He would stop running around setting fires with the real potential for loss of life and, at the same time, through an intimate relationship with cold prison walls, maybe they would tell him to take his cranium out of his rectum.