Cocaine on Turnpike

Mules are known to be stubborn and Isac Rosalio, 60, of Chicago and Joseph Ramos, 22, of Brooklyn, are evidence of the fact. These two drug mules have stubbornly refused to learn motor vehicle laws well enough not to get pulled over by the Ohio State Highway Patrol for minor infractions. Both men are now in jail charged with trafficking in drugs, drug abuse, and possession of criminal tools. They were caught with two kilos of cocaine, worth about $200,000, in hidden compartments in their vehicles on the Ohio Turnpike.

Dummies! I'm aware that this type of apprehension occurs frequently so it's not big news, however, I do derive some sort of perverse enjoyment documenting the abject stupidity of criminals.