Iran To Show New Missile

From Tehran comes the news that Iran is preparing to test their new Shahab-3 missile to demonstrate to "observers" that they are mucho macho Muslims. The improved missile has an estimated range of 2,000km. Although Iran contends the missile is for defense only, it's been seen in parades with the words, "Israel should be wiped off the map" stenciled on it. Interestingly, Iran is working to produce a nuclear warhead to mate with their new missile.

Let's all watch as international diplomacy takes care of these problems.