Mentioning Kacey Jones' Unmentionables

Just recently, we saw a 10-year-old cheese sandwich sold at auction for $28,000 and some thought it demonstrated the utter lack of culture and common sense in society. Well, proving that you can piggyback onto nothing, XM Satellite Radio DJ Bill Mack has cut a deal to auction off a pair of country singer Kacey Jones' panties. It's not clear whether they are old, new, clean or dirty, however, it is known they will be autographed and the bidding is at $1,000 and rising.

I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that I am making available my entire wardrobe for auction. Pants, shoes, shirts, skivvies, socks, and many other items are included in this monster offering. Individual item opening bid will be $5. Leave inquiries in comments.