Aliens Bring Drug-Resistant Tuberculosis

From the almost exclusively left-of-Center for Disease Control and Prevention comes the disturbing news that aliens are flocking to California emergency rooms with multidrug-resistant tuberculosis (MDR-TB). The lead investigator, Dr. Reuben Granich, said that those infected are twice as likely to transmit MDR-TB to others than other tuberculosis patients. Besides the cost in human health and lives, the doctor also notes the exorbitant cost of treatment having to be paid by taxpayers.

To correct the problem, Dr. Granich advises to eradicate tuberculosis worldwide while keeping the U.S. borders open to disease-carrying aliens. In other words, compound our problem while fixing everyone else's. Based upon Dr. Granich's logic, the U.S. shouldn't stop the Mediterranean fruit fly from being imported to the U.S. Instead, we should go overseas and eradicate the pest in Mediterrania.

Those leftists are real problem solvers, aren't they?