Clinton and Lewinsky Condoms

A Chinese company has started marketing two new brands of condoms named after Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. The names have been officially registered as contraceptives by the Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science Company. A dozen Clinton willy-slickers is priced at two British pounds while the 12-pack of Lewinsky stain-catchers is cheaper.

Annotate your shopping list accordingly.

Hat tip: Mac Powell