Jury Convicts Penis Pump Judge

(Bristow, Oklahoma) Last January, former District Judge Donald Thompson pleaded not guilty to charges of felony indecent exposure resulting from allegations he masturbated and used a penis pump during court proceedings. Last Thursday, Thompson was convicted of four felonies and faces one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count.

In his defense, Thompson asserted that the penis pump was "a joke" and that he "should have thrown it away." The jury was unconvinced.

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