Al-Qaeda Rule on Displaying Produce

I'm still chuckling about this al-Qaeda rule regarding placement of tomatoes and cucumbers.

Al-Qaeda has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders.

Apparently, tomatoes are considered to be female and cucumbers are male and placing them adjacent to each other is naughty. Who knew?

It's not known what penalty is associated with tomato-cucumber offenses under Sharia law. Nevertheless, I'm inclined to think that radical Islamists don't eat a lot of salads.

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