Bridge Stressing Wayward Dolphins?

(Sea Bright, New Jersey) The state of New Jersey is building a new bridge across the Shrewsbury River and the Department of Transportation has expressed concern for a pod of "wayward" dolphins.

As a result, a dolphin "spotter" has been hired to determine if the dolphins are stressed. Two-thousand taxpayer dollars will be disbursed for one day's looking. Helluva job.

Interestingly, this story is big news in the local area where there seems to reside a large number of people well-versed in dolphin waywardness. My perspective is that the dolphins, in water and roaming freely, are behaving normally. Now, if the dolphins were found to be maneuvering down the sidewalk in the business district, I'd say they were wayward.