Madonna Like "Piece of Gristle" in the Sack

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing, partly because her obsession with physical fitness. Ritchie said that making love to Madonna is like "cuddling a piece of gristle."

In other news, Madonna said she wants a natural child with baseball star Alex Rodriguez because he's a "great specimen."

Of all the accolades A-Rod has ever hoped to achieve, I suspect "great specimen" wasn't on the list.

Companion post at The Jawa Report.