Study: Coffee Shrinks Women's Breasts

(Stockholm, Sweden) Research conducted by a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University, Helena Jernström, has found that drinking coffee has a major effect on women's breast size. Reportedly, half of all women possess a gene which links coffee consumption to breast size.

Studies carried out on almost 270 women showed that there was indeed a clear connection between coffee and smaller breasts.

The results of Jernström's findings have been published in the British Journal of Cancer.

Notably, coffee consumption (at least three cups a day) has also been reported to decrease the risk of breast cancer. Of course, that's only logical. With smaller breasts, there is less mass that can potentially become cancerous.


[Update 10/20/08]

And, alcohol shrinks brains.